Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris was walking across the highway one day and was hit by a tyson chicken truck. He bounced off two cars and did a back flip onto a gasoline truck. He pulled a pair of nunchucks (which are named after him) and beat the chicken truck so bad that it had to be air lifted to county general.

He went to visit the truck in the hospital, and when one of the nurses asked him to leave, he roundhouse kicked her so hard that it caused a blackout across most of the country.

Then he went into space and roundhouse kicked the sun so it wouldn't be so hot. His roundhouse kick saves lives and planets.